Whippersnapper

Back when I was your age we used to walk 13 miles in the snow, uphill, both ways just to get some taints, you youngins don't appreciate anything these days. Sending pictures of each others nasty bits to each other... we used to have phone sex, only we didn't have phones. I would stand in the telegraph office for hours listening to Betsy May tell me all about her ankle stockings.... Who are you, where are my teeth? WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A DAMN SANDWICH IN THIS HOUSE?
 * Whipped Cream Vodka
 * Vanilla Vodka
 * Taint Juice