Banana Hammock

The first time I heard of this one Peroni asked me very excitedly "Did you ever try a banana hammock?" I really didn't know how to answer because before I gained a lot of weight I was a stripper in college, but no one knows about that. I was relieved when he put the taint in front of me because I could keep my.... shit.
 * Whipped Cream
 * 99 Bananas
 * Chocolate Vodka
 * Taint Juice