Coconut Bra

My first car had a hula dancer glued to the dashboard, a remnant from when my grandfather owned the car. He told me his greatest regret was not leaving my grandmother for a hula dancer when he was stationed in Hawaii. I looked him in the eye and said, "but then I wouldn't be here!" He looked at the ground, handed me the keys to the Escort and said we would do the paperwork the next day. Years later I found out that he had never been stationed in Hawaii and that was probably his first episode with dementia.
 * Coconut Rum
 * Pineapple Vodka
 * Taint Juice